You Might Be A Wannabe (Doms)
If you ever use the phrase "A real sub wouldn't have a problem doing
that"... you might be a Wannabe
If you think the word "submissive" means
the same thing as "easy"... you might be a Wannabe
If you think leading your sub around by a leash in the
supermarket is appropriate entertainment for everyone... you might be a
Wannabe
If you think it's perfectly acceptable to address all submissives
as "slut"... you might be a Wannabe
If you think SSC stands for "See Submissives Cower"...you might
be a Wannabe
If your vanity plate reads "MSTR-2-U"... you might be a Wannabe
If you enter a chat room and command all the subs to call you
Sir... you might be a Wannabe
If you're trying to book a flight to GOR... you might be a
Wannabe
If you think all subs put out on the first date... you might be a
Wannabe
If you think the only purpose for nipple piercing is to have a
place to hang your car keys... you might be a Wannabe
If you think the GOR novels are based in fact... you might be a
Wannabe
If you can't understand why a sub refuses to meet you for the
first time alone at your place... you might be a Wannabe
If you think limits are nothing you need to consider seriously...
you might be a Wannabe
If you think safewords are for sissies... you might be a Wannabe
If you think placing a "Sir" or "Master" in front of your nickname
automatically makes you a Dom... you might be a Wannabe
If you think R/L is just like cyber... you might be a Wannabe
If you think using lube for fisting or anal play is too kind...
you might be a Wannabe (or a really mean sadist)
If you have to constantly refer to the owner's manual to use your
toys... you might be a Wannabe
If you think Doms can't show their feelings and need to be cold
and aloof... you might be a Wannabe
If you have any reason to fear that ATF Agents could confiscate your
toys... you might be a Wannabe
If you think the KGB Interrogation Manual is the definitive "how
to" book for BDSM... you might be a Wannabe.
If you think sterile needles for play piercing are too expensive
to only use once... you might be a Wannabe
If household items don't inspire you (wooden spoons, clothespins,
etc.)... you might be a Wannabe
If you think electricity play consists of plug in socket/exposed
wires touching sub... you might be a Wannabe
If you think a bullwhip is the best choice for a warm up tool...
you might be a Wannabe
You Might Be A Wannabe (Subs)
If you don't know what "R/L" means... you might be a Wannabe
If you think it's not necessary to communicate what you need or
want to your Dom because what you want is not important... you might be a
Wannabe
If you've never considered the possibility that your online
Master is really a 14-year-old named Jason... you might be a Wannabe.
If you think being collared and spanked online qualifies you as
an experienced sub... you might be a Wannabe.
If you think you have no limits... you might be a Wannabe
If you think using your safeword means you're not a "real" sub...
you might be a Wannabe
If you consent to wearing a Dom/Domme's brand at your first R/L
session with Him or Her... you might be a Wannabe
If you think bruises and broken limbs are standard bdsm
play....you might be a Wannabe
If you think you must have total respect for anyone who calls
himself/herself Dom/Domme... you might be a Wannabe
If you think the best sub is the one who can stand the most
pain... you might be a Wannabe
If you think R/L is just like cyber... you might be a Wannabe
If you consent your first live meet with a Dom/me without using a
safety net... you might be a Wannabe
If you think being a sub is all about being abused... you might
be a Wannabe
If you think CBT means "Come and Bring Toys"... you might be a
Wannabe
If you have to remove your collar so your Master can walk his
dog... you might be a Wannabe (and your Dom is really cheap)
If you think sub-space is the cage a Dom keeps His or Her sub
in... you might be a Wannabe
If you think enemas are only given for medicinal purposes...you
might be a Wannabe
If you think submission means never saying "no"... you might be a
Wannabe
and finally, If you have to spit out your chewing tobacco before you
can be
gagged... you might be a redneck as well as a Wannabe